Twisters

On the cusp of adulthood he demands answers to questions and when no one tells him anything he feels like an adult and starts drinking wine.

The usage of the word “monkey” fueled a debate and accusations and counter accusations and then the chimp flung some poo and it hit the fan.

The phone rang. He said, I was reading about this cool new bar, and she stopped him and said, In the paper? and he said yes and she hung up.

He looked at the bus with a loathing that surprised him, and he said, When did I become like this? and she asked if he was being rhetorical.