Twisters

T 3984

He bends over to pick up after his dog and the dog starts laughing and he says, What is it now? and the dog says, I never get tired of this.

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T 3983

He was cute. She said, So what do you do? He said, I’m a mediocre singer with no options. And she backed away slowly and then turned and ran.

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T 3982

After several hours she just stopped walking and said, Why am I here? and he hesitated before answering and he said, Because I won’t let go.

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T 3981

The bottle was empty and the laughter subsided. He said, Man, we’re such children. She agreed. There was silence. Let’s be adults, she said.

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T 3980

The sushi was bad. The traffic was bad. The situation was worse. And she saw everything. And she still called him back. It was a good story.

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T 3979

The interview is almost over and the committee head asks him if he drank much and he laughs so hard and for so long he forgets the question.

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T 3978

She puts her feet up on her desk while he is delivering his report. He stops and looks at her feet. She says, This isn’t that inappropriate.

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T 3977

This is the weekend, he thinks, no, sings, he belts this out in the shower. Then he slips on a bar of soap. And the weekend is shot to hell.

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T 3976

They find out they’re cousins. This changes things, she says. This changes nothing, he says. Their parents find out. But they’re related too.

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T 3975

The dog stops and looks up at her and she says, What? and the dog doesn’t move and then it drops a large turd on her shoe. And she kicks it.

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