Twisters

T 4114

The big girl is wearing short shorts and he thinks, You must suffer from chafing, but he says it out loud and discovers just how big she is.  

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T 4113

The playwright talks of the “Jealousy of the gods” and the producer replies “Let’s throw in an explosion,” and that’s how the movie got made.  

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T 4112

He would die for her attention. He told his friends this, and they laughed. And then he was hit by a car. But she didn’t attend the funeral.  

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T 4111

The hotel is expensive but still the walls are thin. The couple next door sound like rutting pigs. I’m turned on, he says, dreaming of bacon.  

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T 4110

She told him to meet her at The Place, but he went to a Place he thought she meant where he met different people and now he had a new Place.  

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T 4109

He cut himself shaving. She woke up and ran to the bathroom. I bled on the bed, she said. They spent the day in their respective grass huts.  

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T 4108

He made his fortune in infomercials. He met a mommy blogger and they had an affair. She had a kid and he sold it on TV. She blogged about it.  

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T 4107

A gentle wind messes her majestic hair, and she says, I like cherries, and he feels a crippling weakness, and blood in all the wrong places.

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T 4106

He says, Stop making that face. She says, Stop making me. And he knows he loses either way. A return to action. And she says, Open your eyes.

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T 4105

A long time ago. Always a long time ago. Never now. When we were younger. A different time. He hears this over and over. Because he said no.

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