Twisters

He returned disheveled and this aroused her suspicion and he said, I was mugged, but he didn’t tell her how totally sexy the mugger had been.

She was self-conscious now, for obvious reasons. This was her first night out since the diagnosis. Your disease makes me sick, her date said.

The lack of discipline in self flush toilets. Not the proper conversation while entertaining. The souffle fell! she yelled from the kitchen.

He dug the Galaxie 500 reference in the Liz Phair song and felt good about himself until some kids came along listening to way cooler stuff.