Twisters

In the dawn’s light she says, My phlegm is better looking than you, and he gets dressed and leaves and tells his friends she was too phlegmy.

He knew she recognized him and he walked over to her and smiled and so did she and then a boy came up to them and said, I just pooped a lot.

He threw pebbles into the pond and she said, You’re sad. He said he wasn’t but she repeated herself. He said, I am now. And she was pleased.

And then there was even more booze poured and someone said, Well I never, and then the silence and then he said, No I did, and the laughter.