Twisters

T 5186

The joke was offensive, no one doubted that, and we stood around awkwardly. But when the hairy lady laughed, we were freed from our reserve.

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T 5185

He went and bought underwear and showed up at the meeting in them and his boss entered and raised an eyebrow. I said ‘Be brief’, she sighed.

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T 5184

They slathered hot sauce on everything, and that night he endured nightmares, and next morning he said, It burns, and she called him a wimp.

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T 5183

The doctor hovered over him. Behind, a gaggle of nurses. And orderlies. The doctor held up an x-ray. How did that get inside you? he asked.

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T 5182

They woke still entwined, and she studied the mole on his shoulder and he said, You’re beautiful, and she said, You were until a moment ago.

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T 5181

She picks up the magazine and looks at him and he says, What? and she says, What what? and he says, What what what? and she dies of boredom.

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T 5180

He looks at his hands and then at hers. When did you get so old? he asks her. She starts laughing. She holds up a mirror. But he can’t look.

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T 5179

The dude looks nervous but he has the gun. We lie around, composing notes to loved ones. And then we’re free. Because of a burrito gone bad.

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T 5178

She wanted more from him but his good wasn’t good enough. He grew resentful as she grew more powerful. He bought her shoes. And she laughed.

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T 5177

He wants to buy the thing but has no money so he paints a sign and a woman says, Show me, and he pulls down his pants and gets what he wants.

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