Twisters

He got her back to his place, which surprised him. And then he said, This bum zit isn’t going to take care of itself. And then she ran home.

The world weary man downs his beer. He says, You’re cute. She is equally world weary. She says, I’m a mother. And he says, You certainly are.

The librarian was on the curvy side, and he couldn’t concentrate on anything else, and he said to her, You have nice books, and then he left.

The ship approached. Our radio crackled, and I answered it. My ship’s bigger than your ship, the other captain said. Well, I could see that.