I pulled her onto our bed and she said, The kids, and then she said, No really, and then I said, Don’t give me another reason to resent them.
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The children said, We made a show! and we all sat down and then our boys brought out a pole and their girls starting making us uncomfortable.
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We both spotted the tall Japanese woman. She wore a gray t-shirt and a floppy sun hat and skinny jeans. Let’s objectify her, my friend said.
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We went to the mall yesterday. For a long time. Today I feel ill. You don’t look ill, my girlfriend says. That’s because she likes the mall.
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And at the end of the meal, he stands up and clears his throat and speaks of “the burden of intelligence,” and this signals the party’s end.
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The food was burnt and this reminded me of other things, repressed memories and feelings. I said we’d get a pizza. Covered with unhappiness.
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I opened the door and I heard shuffling and my wife yelled, Just practicing some dance moves! but she knew that I knew that she didn’t dance.
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We were about to commit a crime. Waiting kills me, I said. My partner cracked his knuckles. Makes me gassy, he said. And then he proved it.
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She did something that impacted my happiness and she said, Happiness is larger than both of us, but I was unhappy and I said, Like your butt.
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This time I would not dismiss an entire demographic and sully my argument, and I stood and spoke, and my wife said, When did you get so old?
