Twisters

He told a long story and she was worried, about it not ending, and he said, And I pooped my linen suit, and then the story got boring again.

She stopped talking, her point made. He said, In the future I’m going to be beautiful. But she knew there would never be a future like that.

He kissed her and she sneezed. He said, I feel stupid. She wanted to make him feel better but the kiss wasn’t that good so she said nothing.

She threw up, and he said, I saw that on-line once, and she said, What kind of sicko are you? and they knew a lot more about each other now.