Twisters

He seemed parked at the bar. Wearily, she sat next to him and ordered a gin martini. He turned to look at her and he said, I’ve been on TV.

Let’s go for a hike, she says. She fishes the backpacks out of the basement, only to find him packing a suitcase. You’re crazy, he tells her.

The sound dimmed. He acknowledged it, and said, It’s my wife’s dress. Someone sneezed and he said, Bless you. And someone said, Not so fast.

The kids play drinking games in the sun dappled forest. Some pair off, the lucky ones do, the others pray for decampment, or rain. Or bears.

We were happier then, more prone to talk and good cheer. It was a better, more giving time. But then we found the bottles empty. And bereft.

The lights went out and she said, Should we call the electrician? and his suspicions were confirmed then and he said, But the dude’s so fat.