Twisters

T 5692

He sighed. She said, You’re like the world’s longest download. He could take it as a compliment but he knew what she meant. He sighed again.

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T 5691

She sat waiting to try on yet more shoes, and he said, I’m getting some big points here, and later that night he said, Way bigger than that.

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T 5690

We huddled under the tree, waiting for the storm to pass. We’re going to die, she told me, and then I took her hand. Pull my finger, I said.

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T 5689

She comments on my hat and I say, It’s a chapeau. She slaps me. The bartender mixes my gin gimlet. I also detest cats, I say. And she purrs.

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T 5868

He’d been sent to the pharmacy and he felt lost already. I need women’s things, he told the clerk. Dude, the clerk said. With understanding.

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T 5867

We went on a safari, trying to salvage something already dead perhaps. She loved the bull elephants. Because they made me feel so inadequate.

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T 5866

He brushes his teeth, regretting last night. He remembers thinking, I have children, and he brushes harder, until his mouth is full of blood.

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T 5865

She watches him take photos of his meal. It’ll get cold, she complains, but he doesn’t hear, because this fish is good looking. Sexy almost.

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T 5864

He’s a moron in love with sausage jokes and he’s sitting behind me at this diner. I’ve imagined his death a million ways. A million and one.

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T 5863

She serves me and I say, That’s not a martini, and she says, You’re so judgemental, and she hovers over me, judging, and I wither up and die.

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