T 6405

She was on a business trip. I called her and complained of loneliness. She blew me a kiss and said, We have Skype. And then I felt lonelier.

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T 6404

I helped her up from the sofa but she reclaimed her hand quickly. With prejudice. I was confused. Hurt even. Your hands are so dry, she said.

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T 6403

He builds a wall made of meat and she says, That’s not funny, and he says, How’d you get through my spam filter? and she doesn’t even smile.

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T 6402

She answers the phone and before he can speak she says, I didn’t take it. How did she know? he thinks, frightened. While she fondles his key.

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T 6401

She found our old photo album, handling it like an artifact from a dusty museum. It smells funny, she said. But that was me digesting dinner.

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T 6400

She felt the sun on her body and woke. He was still sleeping. She saw a mosquito on his shoulder. And tried to figure out how hard to hit it.

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T 6399

I saw her checking me out and I walked away, but she found me later, trying to hide in the dairy aisle. I’m not shy I’m just fat, I told her.

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T 6398

I woke up to find a woman in my room. She glowed and wore a gold crown. I am a fairy, she sang. Really? I asked. And then she laughed at me.

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T 6397

He put a chocolate bar in his pocket and bumped into his old girlfriend. What’s in your pocket? she asked. And the chocolate started to melt.

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T 6396

I asked her to dance. She thanked me and said she was flattered, but she declined. I had to ask her why. She said, This is a grocery store.

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