Then the smarmy sommelier brought us the wine. Just holding the bottle made me nervous. Can’t we just look at it? I asked. My date hated me.

At school, my teachers complained I didn’t try hard enough. I come by it honestly. Yes, it makes a huge difference. Don’t try and change me.

The oak was of a majestic height. It dominated the field and made everything look tiny in comparison. Well, that’s what I told her at least.