T 6401

She found our old photo album, handling it like an artifact from a dusty museum. It smells funny, she said. But that was me digesting dinner.

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T 6400

She felt the sun on her body and woke. He was still sleeping. She saw a mosquito on his shoulder. And tried to figure out how hard to hit it.

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T 6399

I saw her checking me out and I walked away, but she found me later, trying to hide in the dairy aisle. I’m not shy I’m just fat, I told her.

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T 6398

I woke up to find a woman in my room. She glowed and wore a gold crown. I am a fairy, she sang. Really? I asked. And then she laughed at me.

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T 6397

He put a chocolate bar in his pocket and bumped into his old girlfriend. What’s in your pocket? she asked. And the chocolate started to melt.

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T 6396

I asked her to dance. She thanked me and said she was flattered, but she declined. I had to ask her why. She said, This is a grocery store.

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T 6395

The successful man is on stage.The crowd applauds. The successful man says, Success is about not being lost. And the applause turns to boos.

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T 6394

His mother asks, When will you be too old for this? His friends laugh, and he says, When you’re embarrassed by my nudity. And she runs away.

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T 6393

The restaurant has buzz but the food is mediocre. My night is ruined, he says. What about mine? she asks, knowing her night is ruined as too.

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T 6392

He pays for his coffee. She says, Keep it. He refuses. She wonders why she can’t buy his happiness. Soon she’s broke and he’s still unhappy.

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