At school, my teachers complained I didn’t try hard enough. I come by it honestly. Yes, it makes a huge difference. Don’t try and change me.

The oak was of a majestic height. It dominated the field and made everything look tiny in comparison. Well, that’s what I told her at least.

She complained about the heat and removed her sweater. A tall waiter came by to take our order. But I’m still looking at her breasts, I said.