T 6211

The restaurant offends him. We’re so better than this, he thinks. I love someone else, she says. He fumes. Try the duck tartar, he suggests.

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T 6210

The unimaginable happens and they kiss. He keeps his eyes closed, waiting. Nothing happens. Normally this is when disaster strikes, he says.

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T 6209

He went to the beach. He was embarrassed by the shapelessness of his being. It was with mixed emotions that he greeted the oncoming tsunami.

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T 6208

We kissed in her mother’s room. We fumbled about like Weebles. I caught my mom once, she told me. But I’d seen her mother. So I had to leave.

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T 6207

He takes one step and remembers his family. The smell of his mother’s cookies. He takes two, and sighs. He takes a third, and feels gravity.

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T 6206

She takes her socks off and he says, Someone needs a pedi, and she punches him and says, You’re one to talk, and he says, But men are visual.

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T 6205

I reached for the liquor cabinet. I don’t drink, she said. What would Han Solo do? I asked. And she grimaced and said, Maybe just this once.

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T 62014

The city is dappled in sunshine. He bounds into the coffee shop and yells, My wife wears mini skirts! The bored looking barista says, Grande.

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T 6203

His clothing barely fit him. He seemed to be having some trouble breathing. I’m addicted to love, he yelled. The pharmacist called security.

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