T 6106

He took her to the zoo but all the animals were asleep. Invisible. But not in the reptile house. Now that’s a snake, she said. Scolding him.

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T 6105

She enters his office and says, I brought you lunch, and she closes the door, and unveils an extravagant salad, and he says, Why the hatred?

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T 6104

I sneezed and then sneezed again and then she rubbed my spit off her shoulder and I said, I’m allergic to your cats, and she said, Oh please.

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T 6103

The food is this side of poison. Mom please, I say as she refills my bowl. She pats my head. Now tell me about your life insurance, she says.

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T 6102

And then she reached for her cigarettes and he said, That was great, and she lit a smoke and he cleared his throat and she said, I heard you.

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T 6101

The astronomer says, I couldn’t stand him any longer, and then she says, I banished him like Pluto, and then she sighs and says, Is it cold?

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T 6100

I’m sleeping with a midget, I told my friend. It’s not weird because she’s middle aged, I added. We finished our beers. And our day was done.

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T 6099

These were the noises we heard: insouciance; deliberation; arrogance; temerity. We quit breathing in order to live. Until the kids ran away.

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T 6098

They were both tired, the fight a tax on their energy. You don’t listen to me, he sighed. She ignored him. Maybe I’ll start a blog, he said.

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T 6097

We were drunk on Saint Emilion and comparing notes on the best places for foie gras, and we stopped laughing and realized everyone had left.

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