T 5528

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He says, You Americans and your power, and she smiles and says, You’re my window into Latin percussion, and he nuzzles her neck and goes on.

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T 5527

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He took her hand and said, Do you want to? She looked coy and said, Do you? And he said, Do you? And she said, Do you? And so they never did.

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T 5526

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He bites into the pork chop and she says, I’m thinking about becoming vegetarian, and he chews his meat and says, Our marriage was your idea

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T 5525

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He was on the verge of tears. I’ve forgotten how to do this, the father sighed. And then his daughter took it from him, and opened the book.

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T 5524

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

Then the laughter died down and he said, I want to eat a club sandwich in a club, and the laughter started up again and everyone felt smart.

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T 5523

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

She made red Jello and she was quite proud of this and he said, Are you for real? and she took that as a sign and so she removed her blouse.

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T 5522

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He called and said, I’m getting drunk don’t wait up, and she said, I’m pregnant, and he said, That doesn’t change things, but he got drunker.

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T 5521

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He hears the car before he sees it and it flies over his head and crashes into his truck and he runs up to it and says, What’s the big idea?

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T 5520

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

What makes us more animal, sex or pooping? the boy asks. He gets sent to the principal. But she’s a good principal. She gives the boy candy.

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T 5519

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He builds up the courage to say, I love you, and she asks, Are you being ironic? and he says, Why would you think that? and she says, Oh my.

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