T 5012

The mood at the office had swung to something black and morbid. So it was no surprise when the box of donuts resulted in unspeakable carnage.

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T 5011

She became his hundredth ex-girlfriend. He said, I’m going to bake you a cake. At the bakery he met a girl. Who would become hundred-and-one.

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T 5010

The shoes were going to come between them. She saw this and she steeled herself for it. Not in those, he said. But she didn’t take them off.

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T 5009

The self-help guru was big into giving hugs. This silly idea was the basis of his empire. I didn’t feel it though. I kneed him in the gonads.

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T 5008

She loved his dog. It was a small yappy drooly thing and she loved it. Don’t ever leave, she told him. He smiled. The dog crapped on her rug.

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T 5007

He saw the complications, like some gaudy velvet curtain across the stage of his life, but she was interesting and he was bored. And stupid.

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T 5005

He answers the phone reluctantly. She asks, What are you doing? I’m writing a love song and you’re interrupting me, he says. So that’s that.

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T 5004

He watched the rise of the waters. Soon the river would lick his house. He missed his wife. Without her, there was no point in being a hero.

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T 5003

The first time she said “Let’s go,” he misheard and he let go of her hand. The second time she said “Let’s go”, she said it to someone else.

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T 5002

Their conversation proceeded from lusty flirtations to complaints about the world, and hours later they knew they’d be growing old together.

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