The wind brought with it the smells from the town downriver and our superiority was once again affirmed and we danced naked and ate our crap

The darkness was a wall that made objects go bump in the night. Because it was so dark. Except for the bats. They have sonar. That’s unfair.

A grand piano slipped out of a moving van and hit a car full of nuns and a newspaper ran a story about “dropping a load” and that went viral.