T 3720

The guests arrive. The mingling is insincere. Cynical. No one enjoys the food. The flirting is relentless. The party ends with empty smiles.

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T 3719

He called it love, she called it heartburn, and into this breach stepped the doubt they had always harbored about the trendy new restaurant.

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T 3718

Once upon a time. Babies. Some accident. A magician. Dreams of an abyss. Kissing. A big surprise. Morality. Vanquishing the unjust. The end.

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Twister 3717

She lives with three cats and he’s allergic to cats and she loves them more than she will ever love him and he says, My melancholy’s showing

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Twister 3716

The song of complaint fills the room. She says, I hate fish sauce! He says, I hate your cat! She gasps. Then they both write books about it.

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Twister 3715

The car had been giving him some problems, and when it lurched he said, Did you feel that? and she said, I didn’t feel it last night either.

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Twister 3714

He ran home and said, Look at all these free bananas, and she said, But we hate bananas, and he looked confused and said, But they were free

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Twister 3713

He could tell she had been beautiful once, before the rot had set inside of her. Have kids? he asked. She didn’t answer. There was no point.

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Twister 3712

The wind came up. She held on to her skirt. He said, Hold my hand. She said, Very funny. He patted her ass. And their kids were grossed out.

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Twister 3712

She jogs right into the guy smoking a butt. Attraction. And revulsion. I’m going to hate myself, she says. Then we’ll get along, he replies.

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