He went to the wine tasting with his wife and the sommelier advised them to spit their wine in a bucket. He’d never felt more like an adult.

The airplane is full. Red eye flight. Ornery folk boxed in like cattle. Jones hears someone whistling. And he hunts him down. And kills him.

Jones dives into the pool and finds himself in a world of animated creatures and then he wakes up and realizes the depth of his unhappiness.

The sky turned a kind of vomit green then and small bugs fell to the trees and he took off the glasses and turned to her and said, I hate 3D