The umbrellas came out and the ceremony took on a dour tone. The lawyers counted their billings. Until they started fencing. And having fun.

She watched him get dressed and she contemplated the perfection of her life. And then he put on that tie she hated and she sunk into despair

The doctor says, You’re like a low-lying dog, and he knows he should take this as an insult, but the doctor’s cute and she can say anything.

She continued to talk and in his head he said Shut up shut up shut up and later that night he admitted he didn’t like her. But he loved her.

She drives by the guy with the pornstache, committed to the u-turn, heedless of traffic, and she imagines a life devoid of important things.