She walked over to him and asked him to dance. I hate your shoes, he said. But he was just being grumpy, and later they fell in love anyway.

1 He left the door open. 2 She asks him to never return. 3 “Oh, it’s an apple, not a peach.” 4 He’s the worst lover ever and she tells him.

He wore a great suit. It was a start. Tell me you’re a banker, she swooned. And he was. And then she hit him. Hard. Because he was a banker.

The crowd surged ahead like spawning salmon. And she was in the middle of it all. But the sale wouldn’t last forever. And she was a survivor

The world was ending. That was the scuttlebutt. And so Jones decided to clear his bucket list and fast. But he kept meeting skeptical women.