Twister 2967

He rolls off her and there is silence and she considers the meaning of what has transpired and he asks, Do you have cold cuts in the fridge?

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Twister 2966

They went camping and he watched her pee in the woods and he told her it was sexy so next time she peed on him and then he changed his mind.

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Twister 2965

Jones became obsessed by an ear hair early in the meeting. By the end of the day, an ambulance had been called in. And the meeting was over.

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Twister 2964

Then he said, I know much more about food than you do, and she laughed and said, It’s not a sport, and he didn’t understand a word she said.

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Twister 2963

The mediocre gentlemen sat around discussing ways to make their city less mediocre but there were no mirrors in the room and so they failed.

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Twister 2962

Then he turned and kissed her suddenly, hard, and when he was through she studied his face and said, You don’t call that passive aggressive?

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Twister 2961

He says, I’m engineering roller coasters for obese people. And she is satisfied enough with his response. Though she never asked a question.

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Twister 2960

The fire chiefs argued about the proper course of action and jurisdictional issues, and they resolved nothing and the building burned down.

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Twister 2959

He was very drunk and he laughed every time the bartender said cocktail, and the bartender asked him how old he was and he said, Old enough.

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Twister 2958

He says, We will write the story of our love on your flesh. She turns over, her body convulsed with laughter. Who talks like that? she asks.

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