They set up a blind date and he said he would be the one with the scruffy beard and glasses. She spent the rest of her life looking for him.

He wore his trucker cap like a crown. Some called him King, around here at least. But in the next neighborhood everyone called him the Queen

He got so drunk that he hallucinated furry lolipops and big women running after him. He woke up with shorn hair, his pants around his ankles

Jones downs his final bourbon and stumbles toward the door. His head feels like it’s going to become dislodged. In many ways, it already has