Twister 2085

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They are too old for this thing surely but they feel young and it’s how you feel that counts. That’s what he texts her. On her 50th birthday

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Twister 2084

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

With knee pain now added to ankle problems and thinning hair, he buys a European sportscar. It gets lousy mileage. And his knees still hurt.

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Twister 2083

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They thought the marriage was fine. But one day, he saw the world differently. How can I love you when I love myself more? he asked his wife

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Twister 2082

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She wore the yoga pants while ordering the double cheeseburger but refused the fries and ordered a Diet Coke. Because of the pants, she said

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Twister 2081

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He struggles with the bed and finally there is blood. Ikea has defeated me, he says. And she wants to cheer loudly but merely says, Finally.

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Twister 2080

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jools McLong goes on a diet but only his mother notices. Even his friends make fun of his name. Until he becomes a film producer. A big one.

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Twister 2079

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They aren’t surprised to wake up next to each other. Years later all is revealed on his deathbed. The shocked wife writes a lurid bestseller

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Twister 2078

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The ad guy is offended now and stands up and says, We’re building civilization! The client slides down his chair and says, Then we’re fucked

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Twister 2077

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She finds sports talk sexy. She says say it like you mean it. He’s tongue tied. And then she says he shoots he scores. And she says too soon

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Twister 2076

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The moon rose full and round like a pearl and Jones howled and said, I would make an awesome warewolf and Ramirez said, Look, a fire hydrant

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