He makes a bad joke and she shrugs and he says, I don’t find willful ignorance sexy. She frowns. He would never bring up Jersey Shore again.

He lost track of time until he realized the way the world had changed and he took a long look at himself. And decided to burn his underwear.

The colors in the room contributed to his behavior. That’s what the lawyer argued. But the judge remained unmoved. He wasn’t a fan of design

He ate some sand to prove his love for her but then she bought a plane ticket and flew to Venice and made love to tourists for lots of money