Twister 3519

He stuffed the body in the trunk, and pushed the car over the cliff. Nothing dramatic happened. Then he understood the futility of his ways.

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Twister 3518

The bowling alley guy would smell the used shoes of the cute girls. Then he saw the perfect girl. He took her shoes home to show to his mom.

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Twister 3517

My secretary dropped off some papers and sniffed at the air. I checked my pits, and really hated her for being so damned passive-aggressive.

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Twister 3516

He slipped. I don’t want to know, he said. A crowd gathered. He doesn’t want to know, someone said. That’s what it looks like, was the reply

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Twister 3515

She worries him. Because she turns him on but he thinks she looks like a boy. And he feels helpless and he blames his mother for everything.

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Twister 3514

We traveled to distant lands and discovered exotic cultures and ate exciting foods and even fell in love and suffered from lots of diarrhea.

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Twister 3513

Then he ripped off her necklace and she said, You’ve been a bad boy, and he said, I need punishment, and that’s why he had to do the dishes.

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Twister 3512

He washed the dishes, noting how long they had loved one another. She corrected him. He said he was sure he was right. And then they fought.

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Twister 3511

She took him out for dinner and he said, I don’t trust restaurants that run ads on TV, and she said, I can’t win, and he said, No you can’t.

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Twister 3510

The rain fell hard and cold. Everything it touched was rendered miserable. We have to talk, she begged him. And he put a finger to her lips.

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