The mouse ran across the kitchen floor and he screamed. Later that night, he went to the bar and drank too much beer. I’ve failed, he cried.

He dove into the lake and found a magic cave where no one wore clothes and he was the biggest man in the room and was loved. And he drowned.

He wanted to get even more naked, that’s how much he loved her, but he realized the limitation of his desires and this really bummed him out

There had been complaints that he flirted too much. That he targeted women he knew to be unhappy. I just dress well, he said in his defense.