Twister 2556

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He exits the shower and tells his mother, Today’s my lucky day. You’re the unluckiest guy ever, she says that evening, serving him some pie.

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Twister 2555

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her teeth are so white the cops blame her for the car accident. The next day she yells at her dentist. He never makes love to his wife again

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Twister 2554

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He proclaims his righteousness loudly. He doesn’t own a car. He eats local. He composts even. But he never attends weddings. Or bar mitzvahs

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Twister 2553

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

HIs parents told him they were getting divorced and he yelled, Today is so dumb it’s stupid! and it was so charming his parents reconsidered

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Twister 2552

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wore his Save the Whales t-shirt to the sushi restaurant. It’s not always about you, she screamed. Who’s causing a commotion now? he said

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Twister 2551

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And then the show ended and he felt an emptiness inside and he called his girlfriend and she said, Not again, and then he ate some crackers.

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Twister 2550

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She says, I met him on a conference call. Her dad says, Kids these days. She speaks about love. Marriage maybe. Was it a video call? he asks

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Twister 2549

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They enter his condo and are over each other and fall into bed. He takes off her shoes and wakes in the hospital with an aversion to cheese.

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Twister 2548

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a half drunk bottle of wine at the next table and he took it. And when she showed up he said, You’re late, and she bought dinner.

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Twister 2547

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He tells her he loves her and he takes her to dinner and later he tells her he loves her again and at the end of the evening she says, Ouch.

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