The water tasted foul. The fridge exuded a funk that turned him off food. The light hurt his eyes. My senses do seem heightened, he told her

She called her old boyfriend The Tripod. It took her husband years and years to figure out why. When he did he had to reevaluate everything.

Then the dinner party gets raucus. Samantha dances on the table. Vij shows everyone his gun collection. Outside, the cops wait, taking bets.

They drank beer and discussed the ancient Greeks and he kissed her and she pulled back and said something about the merits of being Platonic

His nipples bled while running the marathon and at the finish line a spectator said, Jesus Christ! and he looked down and said, No not quite

He built himself a mausoleum since his family wouldn’t talk to him. His ex-wife called him The Nosepicker. Happily, he was a fan of silence.