T 5544

He ordered dessert. She hesitated but she loved him. She ordered some pie and she saw he was pleased, and she said, I would get fat for you.

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T 5543

They were reduced to talking about the weather and they both sighed and he said, I’m going to stare at my phone now, and so she did the same.

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T 5542

Finally, he brought her home. His mother made her meatloaf. She’s replacing you, he told her. Meanwhile, his father opened a silky Burgundy.

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T 5541

And with the news, they went out for dinner, imagining what might have been, and the bill came, and he said, I guess my jeans were too slim.

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T 5540

It was a not-so-blind date. After all, they had each studied their respective avatars carefully. I’m disappointed, he admitted. She was too.

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T 5539

Her dog pooped on my foot and I said, I guess my glass is half full, and she looked at my shoes and sniffed, and I said, But they’re brogues.

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T 5538

The promise of a sun dappled room. He wakes and kisses her. You smell like a fish, she says. You’re so whiny, he replies. And the day begins.

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T 5537

The dust settled over the town. The sheriff said, We need a drycleaner or whatnot. His deputy held his gun tight. He felt change in the wind.

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T 5536

The cop enters the bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says, How do you feel about gay marriage? and the cop says, I’ve had a long day.

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T 5535

She watches as he cuts his toenails and listens as they ricochet across the floor. She wants to touch him. You teach me about love, she says.

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