We journeyed to the planet and declared it fit for humans and returned home. At the press conference I said, No one talks about the plumbing.
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T 6062
The dog chewed my shoe. I went to the cobbler, and said, The dog chewed my shoe. The cobbler said, I’m a cobbler. Then we hugged each other.
T 6061
The magician waved his wand. Nothing happened. He looked into his top hat; the rabbits were being rabbits. I’m old, he said. To no applause.
T 6058
The waiter carved the salt encrusted piglet and I took out my phone and starting taking photos, and by the time I was done my date had left.
T 6047
The comedian walks up on stage and says, Laugh at my pain. Someone yells, Refund! The comedian says, Story of my life. That one always kills.
T 6040
I was on a crowded elevator. The fish I’d had at lunch did somersaults in my belly. My boss stood next to me. I might resign now, I told her.
T 5992
He cut a tennis ball in two and stuck it down his pants and when his assistant arrived he disrobed before her and said, Take a look at this!
T 5961
We gathered in a room and after the small talk we came to the same conclusion: None of us was very smart. Then the walls started closing in.
T 5932
The meeting room was tense. Insults were ready to be thrown about. Then he stood up and told a joke. That was supposed to be funny, he said.
T 5919
She says, You should write a book about us. He starts writing a book called, The Things We Argue About. But he dies before he can finish it.
