The new executive was cute. He sent her a note, and she replied that she was a vegetarian. You didn’t get it, he replied. Then he was fired.
Tagged: Work (581)
T 6183
I finished my coffee and its absence made me contemplate the presence of evil in the world. Then the waitress came over and refilled my cup.
T 6174
He ordered a coffee. And please do something about the music, he told her. She went to the stereo and turned the volume up. He admired that.
T 6162
He started a new job. Someone came in and ordered a foot-long. The giggles came to him slowly, but soon overwhelmed him, until he was fired.
T 6158
They were seated. He rubbed his hands and said, I’m so hungry. The waiter came by and sneered at them. And said, We don’t serve actual food.
T 6153
He’d forgotten to change his ring tone. Everyone in the conference hall heard his wife’s attempts at Gloria Gaynor. He’d never been prouder.
T 6118
And then time stopped. He stood up from his computer, and the clocks advanced. He sat down, and time stopped again. And then he felt hunger.
T 6105
She enters his office and says, I brought you lunch, and she closes the door, and unveils an extravagant salad, and he says, Why the hatred?
T 6086
The reporter was done, but he was still live on TV, and everyone saw him for how he was, and that night he ate dinner alone. It was so cold.
T 6085
The chef took the muffins out of the oven. He stared at them lovingly. How cool are my muffins? he said. But nobody was there to answer him.
