Tagged: Work (581)

Twister 121

John wants to say something ironic about Fight Club but he’s in pain. Next time, I finish the job, the goon says. That’d be neat, John says.

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Twister 311

I don’t appreciate dance, he says. It looks kinda dumb to me. I don’t mind, she says. I guess I don’t much appreciate productivity analysis.

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Twister 434

If you say grand one more time, he says. I asked for whipped cream, not creamed corn, he says. The lawyer told me to take a hiatus, he says.

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Twister 556

He falls apart when the boss asks him to sit. She’s straightforward. Be strong, she says. And because he knows he can’t, he cries some more.

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Twister 691

They sat around a table discussing strategy. About what they had no idea. But they had to do something. And so the lies told were tremendous

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Twister 784

The physicists convention was interrupted by the Nobel Prize winner’s son dressed up as Godzilla. And so the relationship combusted big time

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Twister 919

John walked to work everyday. Looking good, the doorman would say. So I’m told, John would say. Until the day he knew it was no longer true.

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Twister 1129

He woke up, showered, got dressed. He boarded a bus. He got off a bus. He went to an office. He dreamed about hanging himself. He went home.

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Twister 1271

He lost his job because of a ham sandwich with mustard. And the ugly stain it created on Mr. Lee’s pants. And what Mrs. Lee thought it was.

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Twister 1431

Jones walks into the boss’s office and says, I lack power. The boss says, And then some. Jones slumps. Do you hear sad music? the boss says.

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