Tagged: Work (581)

T 6433

The runner sees the finish line approaching. He’s going to win this race. He thinks of his giant sacrifice. And realizes it wasn’t worth it.

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T 6419

The mechanic says something about my crank shaft and he keeps talking but I’m dead inside anyway, and I told my wife she was right about me.

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T 6405

She was on a business trip. I called her and complained of loneliness. She blew me a kiss and said, We have Skype. And then I felt lonelier.

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T 6395

The successful man is on stage.The crowd applauds. The successful man says, Success is about not being lost. And the applause turns to boos.

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T 6378

He closed the door and urgently rummaged through her files. The door opened. She stood there, shocked. Have you seen my underwear? he asked.

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T 6364

Where do you want to be in five years? she asks and he leaves the interview and calls her three days later and he says, I’m in the Barbados!

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T 6359

We sat in our uncomfortable chairs. Some guy was on stage going on and on about the glory of the future. I didn’t care. Because my ass hurt.

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T 6342

The detective studies the scene. He squints hard. How bad ass do I look now? he asks himself. He takes a sip of his coffee. But it’s too hot.

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T 6302

Her boss came over to her desk and said, You need more emotion here. She sighed. And added an exclamation mark to the text. There, she said.

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T 6301

He storms into the company kitchen and starts breaking things. He’s overworked, his colleagues whisper. Where are the damn donuts? he yells.

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