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So what if you’re married and I’m spoken for? he says. We were meant to be, he whispers. And thus he becomes known as the office Pepe Le Pew

His office nickname is Flip. He doesn’t own a tie without some kind of food stain. He prefers lime cordials. His television is just enormous

The powerful men stood on the walkway observing their minions below them. Let’s lose money today, one of them said. The rest of them laughed

Joe admitted he was delusional during the job interview and the HR lady asked how and he said, I think everyone loves me, and then he cried.

She didn’t look like the kind of woman whose toes were lickable so he adopted a professional attitude and got the job. Until he saw her feet