Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 750

It was a day of drinking and euphemisms. Laughter. Arguments. Farting. When he said, Load the dishwasher, there wasn’t a dry eye in the room

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Twister 844

She yelled a little. Not out of pleasure. Then she yelled again. And he stopped. I told you the freakin’ mustache was a bad idea, she said

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Twister 944

And over breakfast they decided the thing was over. They were very civil. Until the make up sex. When their decision was painfully confirmed

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Twister 1107

Ted wakes to find mountains where once there were hills. He looks over at her, still wrapped up in the bed’s embrace. What a night, he says.

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Twister 1206

The Cougar yells, Let’s get happening! but she trips, and a young pup lifts her up and puts his hand in a place he shouldn’t and she smiles.

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Twister 1320

I went out clubbing and found a beautiful girl and brought her back to my cabin in the woods and in the morning she was struck by lightning.

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Twister 1410

She smiles like an extra in a TV commercial. He knows she’s being completely insincere. She’ll always be. So I don’t have a condom, he says.

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Twister 1520

After the rains, he surveys the muddy lawn and strips off his clothes. He calls out for his wife. Honey, he shouts. I think it’s just right!

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Twister 1597

The lights dimmed and he knew the power outage was moments away. He ran around looking for a flashlight. And his blueberry flavored condoms.

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Twister 1715

He pulls up his pants, defeated by the moment. The air is thick with recrimination and sorrow. We never get fat where we want, he tells her.

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