Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 739

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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Twister 839

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She lost the bet and that’s why she was crawling toward him, dressed in nothing but Saran Wrap, Detroit Rock City blaring out of the stereo.

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Twister 928

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He stood in the kitchen, sipping his coffee, wondering whether he should interrupt the shenanigans between his wife and best friend upstairs

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Twister 1098

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was parent teacher night and he was listening to his kid’s teacher but not really. I’m thinking something inappropriate, he said out loud

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Twister 1199

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

1. That’s the way he carried the shovel. 2. If that was funny. 3. Because his pants were red. 4. She will never agree to this again. 5. Yes.

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Twister 1304

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He didn’t resist the temptation. Which conflicted with his desire to be honest. Which screwed up his kid. All because some lady wore shorts.

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Twister 1402

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The misunderstanding is unfortunate with dire consequences. Though in hindsight his transgressions are understandable. But she said “lymph.”

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Twister 1506

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The pilot yells out, There’s no need to panic! But it’s too late. And the megaphone lacks batteries. They’re in the sex toys. And the purser

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Twister 1583

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Billy’s sleeping with Alison and Joan. He’s 17 and he figures he’s cool who cares? Except that Alison is pregnant. And Joan is Allison’s mom

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Twister 1704

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He kisses his wife deeply and says, I want to have as much sex as couples do on TV. She laughs and says, You need to watch more sports dear.

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