Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 1540

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She wakes up and hears him in the shower. She is cocooned in the sheets, a butterfly about to be born. And then she rolls onto the wet spot.

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Twister 1621

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She looks at the stain on the couch and remembers how it got there. And she smiles but the smile is quickly replaced by loathing. And chips.

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Twister 1739

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was playing Monopoly with the kids and he smelled her perfume and he stood up and said, Excuse me kids but I have to go screw your mother

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Twister 1844

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The yard is overrun by weasels and she blames her husband. Her plans are ruined. The affair with the neighbor is going to have to go public.

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Twister 1943

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She eats a 24 oz porterhouse. And half a chicken. And a bowl of fries. And a banana cream pie. I’ll never satisfy her, thinks her tiny date.

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Twister 2056

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He broke his arm in such an embarrassing manner that he had to lie to his kids about it. Months later his ex-gymnast wife was still blushing

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Twister 2150

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

In the end, they parted without rancor. There was a compatibility issue that came between them. Or didn’t come, depending on who was asking.

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Twister 2301

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The third time he went to her house he tried to kiss her and she said, Is that all you got? and he got excited then and she said, Apparently

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Twister 2474

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She stepped out of her clothes and he stood frozen, and she became self conscious then and said, what? and he said, You look like my mother.

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Twister 2621

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He pushes up against her and she wakes up and turns over and he pushes even harder and smiles. I don’t need that kind of pressure, she says.

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