Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 1206

The Cougar yells, Let’s get happening! but she trips, and a young pup lifts her up and puts his hand in a place he shouldn’t and she smiles.

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Twister 1320

I went out clubbing and found a beautiful girl and brought her back to my cabin in the woods and in the morning she was struck by lightning.

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Twister 1410

She smiles like an extra in a TV commercial. He knows she’s being completely insincere. She’ll always be. So I don’t have a condom, he says.

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Twister 1520

After the rains, he surveys the muddy lawn and strips off his clothes. He calls out for his wife. Honey, he shouts. I think it’s just right!

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Twister 1597

The lights dimmed and he knew the power outage was moments away. He ran around looking for a flashlight. And his blueberry flavored condoms.

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Twister 1715

He pulls up his pants, defeated by the moment. The air is thick with recrimination and sorrow. We never get fat where we want, he tells her.

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Twister 1827

After the guests had left, they made a weak attempt at cleaning up. He took her hand and said, Let’s. And she turned on the TV and said, Not

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Twister 1928

He says, The pain is tremendous. And soon the ambulance arrives and takes him away and the wife says, Wow, I underestimated my own strength.

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Twister 2018

He stumbled out of bed then, clutching his chest. I dreamt we were doing that thing but you’d gained a shitload of weight, he told his wife.

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Twister 2118

Jim lay awake, trying to summon the courage to escape from under her. But she slept like a rock. And he had only himself to blame for that.

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