Tagged: Sex (778)

Twister 519

He kissed her and then pulled away. What’s wrong, she asked. I’m married, he said. I know, she said. I don’t want to be that person, he said

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Twister 685

The house was being renovated, making it an awkward time to start sleepwalking. And thus he found himself being intimate with the new bidet.

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Twister 822

He pushes paper by day. And at night he is trussed from the ceiling wearing leather chaps. And on weekends he visits his mother. And shaves.

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Twister 877

They had spent the day feeding each other candies and falling in love. I want to mix your molasses, he said. And she could tell he meant it.

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Twister 1040

He wakes to birdsong. He turns over and sees a beautiful women he doesn’t recognize. When his wife walks in smiling, he feels like Superman.

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Twister 1159

He had a crush on the CFO. She dressed poorly but no matter. He imagined walking up to her and saying “crunch my numbers.” But he never did.

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Twister 1260

He says Can I do that? and she says No. He says Can I do this? and she says No. He says Can I touch that pretty please? and she says, Oh my.

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Twister 1379

How many times had he said he would leave finally? How many days had he just had it? How many nights had he made love to his wife? Not many.

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Twister 1450

He looks at the bridge and says, Truss. And she says, Oh stop. And he holds her hands. And she says, You’re not funny. And he says, Span me.

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Twister 1558

He wakes up to the sound of rain on the car roof. He tries to make sense of his surroundings. He lights a smoke. You’re not my wife, he says

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