They giggled then and made jokes about “afternoon delight” and noticed their son listening to everything and he got more ice cream then ever
Tagged: Sex (778)
Twister 2795
She’d had a lousy day. He looked like a kid but he’d promised her “the best five minutes” of her life. And that wasn’t much of a commitment.
Twister 2971
She buckled his belt and he sighed and put on his fedora and left two hundred dollars on the side table. And he opened the door and he left.
Twister 3238
She comes home from work and asks him about his day, and he is silent. She stares at him. And he feels empty inside. And he drops his pants.
Twister 3421
He serves her breakfast. A red rose on the tray. Oh my, she says. He kisses her. And then she knew he would want to do this again. And soon.
Twister 3632
They wake and he doesn’t recognize her without the previous night’s makeup, and she doesn’t recognize him out of his awful ill-fitting suit.
Twister 458
He knows there’s a hole in his argument; there almost always is. I know you hit my car, the woman says. OK, he says, but look at your shirt!
Twister 110
The lights went out. He said, If that’s the mice. She said, It has nothing to do with the mice. It was the way she said it that made him mad
Twister 92
They were about to kiss for the first time. I want to be loved, she said softly. I want to love you, he said. But you fart louder than I do.
Twister 473
His toe went where it should never go and he claimed it was an accident which she didn’t believe because he was full of accidents, this one.
