The lights went out. He said, If that’s the mice. She said, It has nothing to do with the mice. It was the way she said it that made him mad
Tagged: Sex (778)
Twister 92
They were about to kiss for the first time. I want to be loved, she said softly. I want to love you, he said. But you fart louder than I do.
Twister 473
His toe went where it should never go and he claimed it was an accident which she didn’t believe because he was full of accidents, this one.
Twister 597
His ex posted video of a night of sloppy drunken fun from long ago. He dropped out of school. Now I’ll never be the damn President, he says.
Twister 744
Her smile was immense. It was as if her mouth could swallow her entire head. This excited the men. Though it also made them feel inadequate.
Twister 840
He remembered when he was happy but that was one night in Sweden and he’d never be that drunk again. It was impossible. If he wanted to live
Twister 931
The food was so bad he couldn’t keep making excuses for her. He stood up and said, I’m very sorry. She stood up and said, He’s lousy in bed.
Twister 1101
He will ask questions. Because he’s a curious man. But also polite. So he will ask, Can I touch you here? And also, Could you do that again?
Twister 1200
I will eat your raw sugar, he said and she began to giggle and his interest waned and he said You make me flaccid, and then she just lost it
Twister 1305
Sam is a bad lawyer. He refuses cases for moral reasons. He talks on the phone without billing. He’s also lousy in bed. But happily married.
