The bed looked smaller, and I said, This is unnatural, and she said, So? and suddenly I was hanging from the ceiling and singing show tunes.
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T 6030
Don’t laugh at me, she says, and I laugh all the harder. But as the last of her clothes fall to the floor, my laughter stops. And hers begin.
T 6023
We woke and looked at each other and I said, What a night, and she said the same thing but with a different inflection and then I felt naked.
T 6022
We both understood the problem. And we both knew that our relationship couldn’t survive it. So we’re not very ergonomic, I said, shrugging.
T 6021
As I picked my clothes off the floor I turned to her and said, Thanks a lot. But she was still too busy laughing to hear me. So I just left.
T 6019
I decided to shut my mouth then, forever, if only to salvage our marriage, and I learned something profound: The less I did, the more I got.
T 6009
She turned the lights out and they cuddled and soon he forgot the world and then she said, That hurts, and he said, Everything I do is wrong.
T 6001
Her husband was late. She sat alone in the middle of the restaurant, fuming. She decided to flirt with the waiter. And ordered the sausages.
T 5986
She started humming. I said, Love is in the air. And on the sheets and on the floor and on the dresser, she said. And I started humming too.
T 5970
We spoke of our future and I said it tasted like cannoli and she said, You’re thinking with your stomach again, and I told her it was sexual.
