Tagged: Pets (140)

Twister 2278

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He studied the photos and felt the totality of his loss. He wanted to cry but it didn’t feel manly. I’ll never own a cat again, he lamented.

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Twister 3117

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

My problems started when my dog took a dump on the mayor’s lawn. Some dude took a photo, I got famous and now I have a talkshow. About dogs.

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Twister 413

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I love you so much I want to buy you a panda, he says. The spy reports him to the authorities. And he ends up flinging noodles in Chongqing.

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Twister 1043

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I saw this guy literally melt in the sun until he was a puddle with eyeballs. And then I saw a dog piddle in the puddle. And I had to laugh.

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Twister 1575

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Alan walks his dog every morning past the divorcee’s house. He doesn’t know why he does it. She has to be at least 70. But she’s a young 70.

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Twister 2365

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The beer was warm and Jim called the bartender over and said, Where do you think we are, London? and a shot rang out and someone’s dog died.

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Twister 3124

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She remembers a time when he wanted her more. Before they bought the puppy. The ugly car. The big screen TV. Before life had really started

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Twister 507

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The car broke down and they came upon a parade of circus freaks and three legged dogs. They argued about the car. A dog told them to shut up

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Twister 1053

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They lived happily. At least that’s what they told their friends. It wasn’t true. The dog whined incessantly. And neither of them could cook

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Twister 1603

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After the kids tracked mud through the house and the dog crapped on the floor he went up to his wife and said, We totally live in a cartoon.

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