Tagged: Love (951)

He was a baker with big hands; that fact attracted her greatly. She overlooked his numerous shortcomings. My friends are jealous, she said.

He accepted her invitation and brought a bottle of wine and she handed him a bourbon, neat, and he no longer cared about her skin condition.

Her t-shirt says something that none of the guys in the bar understand but then one guy says, That’s just dumb, and she says, Let’s go home.

She held up a doily and he said, Guys don’t get doilies, and she pondered this and said, Why are guys so stupid? and he knew that was wrong.

Then the girl with the big thighs said, I could crush you, and he looked her up and down and said, I’d look forward to that, and she smiled.