Tagged: Love (951)

He hobbled out of a relationship and went straight to the bar and sat there and drank himself into another relationship. It ended even worse

He hoped she smelled as good as she looked because that would make her perfect. But he was the one that had forgotten the deodorant that day

After twenty-one years of marriage, there were many things Linda understood about Jim. And some she didn’t. Mostly to do with his underwear.

She says, I don’t love you anymore. He says, Let’s go to Rome. She says, That won’t work again. He smiles. And so she kicks him in the groin