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Doug slipped on something and it was dark and he suspected what it was but he kept on walking. That kinda smells, Sue said. No shit, he said

She got out of the car and squatted behind the bush. He waited for her and had a smoke. Where are we? she asked. In the Land of Pee, he said

He slammed the door hard. Don’t say a word, he said. Not now, he said. Don’t even start with me, he said. Don’t ruin my horoscope! she cried

His skin feels cold, she says. And kind of clammy, she says. And he’s sleeping way too much, she says. He’s dead you idiot, the doctor says.