We went to Marseilles and ate pistou and danced until dawn and my belly gave out and I got sick and she said, That’s five continents, champ.
Tagged: Love (951)
T 5222
She is attracted to poorly dressed men, to those requiring nurturing. Her therapist says, I can’t treat you. She notes his mismatched socks.
T 5220
She wakes him and says, You’re dreaming, and he looks at her and says, I still am, and she turns around saying, That hasn’t worked in years.
T 5216
His mom called and said, I don’t like your girlfriend. He called his girlfriend and said, I love you more. Then she came over and killed him.
T 5197
He felt it everywhere inside of him but mostly in that one obvious place, he felt it there strongly, and he told her he was possibly in love.
T 5195
They met and soon he had drowned her with his love, and so she decided to do the same to him, and one night she did. And he never recovered.
T 5190
He woke and she was hovering above him, holding his new pants, and she said, Where were you? and he said, I went shopping, and she said, Oh.
T 5189
Dinner was served but my brother and his girlfriend were making everyone sick. So I stabbed them in the genitals. And dug into the pad thai.
T 5181
She picks up the magazine and looks at him and he says, What? and she says, What what? and he says, What what what? and she dies of boredom.
T 5180
He looks at his hands and then at hers. When did you get so old? he asks her. She starts laughing. She holds up a mirror. But he can’t look.
